Welcome to Fall Guy Games!
Yeah, we’re new here.
We were unhappy working for corporate shills; they made us work far too hard for far too little! We left that life behind, we are now a new indie game development studio named Fall Guy Games. We will be focusing on interesting new genres and fun game-play; perhaps some weird stuff too. You’re welcome.
Hey Einstein
Pay to win, paid loot, and micro-transaction hell are sure-fire ways to piss-off your player base. Use your talent to make your games better, not to architect new ways to extract more money from your customers. Most of us are broke as it is!
The Too Early Access
Released too soon Early Access Games suck, and we wont be doing that crap. If the game is not ready to release, we are NOT going to release it…duh!
The 4-peat
I think most of us are getting tired of playing the same sequels and remakes over and over again. We realize that coming out with new ideas is risky, but without that risk there is no sweet, sweet reward!
Listen to Your Players
It seems silly to have to say this, but we actually plan on listening to our players. Dev Blogs, Community Surveys, and Community Competitions are all planned.
Why we don’t suck
Story Telling
Lame stories and lame game-play make lame games. Its not rocket surgery. Just pretend like you have an ounce of creativity and then the attention span to write it down.
Game Design
Combined we have over 20 years of programming and digital-art design experience, and this weirdly erotic planet should prove that to you!?!
Quality Control
Quality Control will be a totol piece of pie!
Lets Get Original
As consumers like you, we continue to repeatedly digest the same repetitive dribble from the big game studios. You know the ones.
Its almost as if they just don’t care anymore; as if they just do it as easy as possible, just enough to get your money.
We are sick and tired of that crap!! We want to make original content because we care about games; we care about gamers; and we care about the gaming community. We would never risk our reputations and reverse our moral compasses by releasing repetitive cash-grabbing garbage.
…..End of Rant…..
“Despite their limited intellectual abilities, these earthlings appear to be capable of entertaining other lower lifeforms.”
Random Alien NPC
Why Choose Us
Honesty
When I was a child, I was playing around with my pocket knife and accidentally cut a long slice into my moms green recliner. I did the right thing and blamed it on the dog.
Professionalism
Lets be honest, we are pissed gamers/developers who have no money, no power, and no clout. All we have is a smattering of talent, a moral compass that is correctly aligned, and a ton of bills. What have we got to lose?
Caring
We care a lot.